5 More Years of Howard Stern

Howard Stern re-signed for five more years at Sirius Satellite. What does that mean? Well, I'll tell you...It means 5 more years of great entertainment such as, Tiger Woods' Mistress Pageant, Jay Leno bashing, suicide attempts, Gabourey Sidibe is fat quotes, staff IQ tests, David Arquette exclusives, finding out Jamie Fox is gay, prank calls, bed bugs, strippers, Sybian rides, Beth Stern on every red carpet, Mariann from Brooklyn, "They Call me Bababooey" book tours, the best interviews ever, Robin Quivers interrupting, and most importantly....The Greatest Entertainer Alive! 'That's What She Said'

Rosie Gets OWN Talk Show

Earlier this week it was reported that Oprah's OWN Network is projected to go way over budget, which was originally set at $100 million, but the network has already spent $75 million. Today it's being reported that Rosie O'Donnell has just signed a deal to get a new talk show on Oprah Winfrey's OWN cable network.....and just like that, the craft service budget is also over its $100 million dollar budget!

Funniest Pet Segment

Howard Stern's wife, Beth O' turned up on Regis & Kelly, promoting her new reference book, "Oh My Dog" when the dog she was trying to get adopted, not only pee, but drops a brick on live TV....of course, something linked to Howard Stern makes potty news!

Sloppy Seconds

Courtney Love of the rock group, HOLE, admitted on the Howard Stern radio show that hottie, Gavin Rosdale, became a better sex partner after he met his wife Gwen Stefani. Howard then asked, "You were having sex with him while he was with Gwen Stefani?" To which, she replied:

"Yes. She does know. Everyone, yeah, and a few other people."....ew, now that's one 'hole' I wouldn't want my man anywhere near!

Stern Listeners

As I've previously posted, Howard Stern and Jamie Foxx have been exchanging verbal fisticuffs, but Howard has loyal listeners who will not play around with Jamie's Foxxhole...like he's accustomed to!

Howard Stern Was Wrong

Hey Hey Hey....Clearly, Howard Stern was wrong about Gabourey Sidibe's future in showbiz. I see a remake in her future, and I'm sure she would drink and eat to that!

Shout Out Time

A huge shout out to Howard Stern, for the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. There are very few gold moments in broadcasting, such as, Michael Jackson's moonwalk, OJ Simpson's bronco chase, Whitney Houston's "Hell to the No" moment, and now the Tiger Woods' Mistress Beauty Pageant. If you don't subscribe to Sirius satellite, you "sirius-ly" need to, because this contest will rerun all weekend and it was AWESOME! Thank you Howard Stern, for having the creative balls to produce radio gold. It was hilarious to learn how much of a cheap, anal hunting, role playing, wanted to bring another man in the bedroom low-life Tiger Woods really is...yup, it was that good!

The Shocking Truth

Howard Stern has managed to outrage everyone by speaking the truth. The Sirius jock had these words for "Precious" star, Gabourey Sidibe, "There's the most enormous, fat black chick I've ever seen. She is enormous. Everyone's pretending she's apart of show business and she's never going to be in another movie.".......Come on people, you know the only reason she showed up to the Oscars, is because she thought it was the same company that makes hot dogs!

Speaking of Napalm

Howard Stern did a rare interview yesterday morning, for CBS Early Show, where I believe the interviewer may have gotten ONE question out, then my hero started spitting FIRE like only he can!