Kanye West Was Absolutely Adorable

How cute?! He probably interrupted the photo shoot, though...."Yo, photographer, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best yearbook photos of all time, all time!"

Taylor Swift to Sing About Herself

In a new interview with Glamour, Taylor Swift reveals that her next CD will be all about her life, saying, "Everything that happens to me gets put into a song. For some reason, I'm really comfortable talking about my personal life in songs."....Good to know I won't be missing a damn thing!

Bored To Death of Tayor Swift

After dozing off during Taylor Swift's performance, where she performed without shoes, all I have to say is ....can you please give Shaquille O'Neal his feet back?!?!

Hot Song....Wack Performance

Ballerinas?...It just wasn't the performance I was looking for. However, Kanye impressed me with his lyrics, "Let's have a toast for the assholes/ Let's have a toast for the douche bags/ Let's have a toast for the scumbags/ Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs"......Damn, I'm guessing he was wasted after all of that toasting to himself!

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video

New Music From Kanye

This is the art work for Kanye West's new single 'Power'...Looks like him at the VMA's last year! The art is hot, the song is fire...way to go Kanye! CLICK HERE to listen!

Too Good For You

Sources report that Prince performed at the Time's 100 gala on Tuesday night, but didn't schmooze with other celebrities. When it was time to sit for dinner, he decline to take his seat at Table 5, where Bill Clinton and Taylor Swift were also seated....I get it, he makes better music than Taylor Swift, and gets more stains on dresses than Bill Clinton, except they're his own dresses!

Weak Performance

Scott Borchetta, CEO of Big Machine Records, defended Taylor Swift's "shaky" Grammy performance, blaming technical difficulties...yeah, I saw those technical difficulties, they were called Elton John, Lady GaGa, Beyonce, and Pink, ripping the stage first!

Grammy FAIL

The Grammy award for Album of The Year went to Taylor Swift...HOW? Lady GaGa had four #1 singles off one album. There wasn't a person not singing or doing the "Single Ladies, Put a Ring On It" bullshit...Yet, I can't name one damn song that Taylor Swift has. What else does Beyonce and Lady Gaga have to do? They clearly had the best performances last night, sold out shows all year, the best videos....they've even shown their vajayjay. The only thing Taylor Swift has shown she's great at...is her ability to keep cool when a crazy black man hits the stage!

Year In Review

This is my favorite time of year, reviewing the events that intrigued us in the past year. It's also my first Year in Review, so bare with me, as I take this opportunity to come across as a "real" journalist, by sticking with the absolute facts in reviewing the year in pop culture news. Here goes....

Sound of the Year- Boom Boom Pow, the hit heard round the world!


Worst Parents of the Year- Forcing your kid to lie about balloon activity, then watching him blow chunks on national TV while you continue an interview!


Biggest Maury Povich Moment- Asians can be gangsta' too...Jon Gosselin lifting money from his kid's bank account to spend on his new girlfriend!


Worst Advice From Your Agent- Paula Abdul thinking she could play hard ball with American Idol...Straight Up now tell me, how does it feel to make the dumbest career move of all time?


Best Celebrity Impersonation- Chris Brown and Rihanna took Ike and Tina Turner to the next level...I've never seen such a dead on interpretation!



Biggest Shocker- Kanye West hasn't had a turrets moment in the last 3 months!



Biggest TV Program- Michael Jackson news coverage...reruns, on demand, PBS, whatever outlet was showing it, the world was glued!


Best Hairstyle- Now, this was hard, so I declared a tie...I couldn't decide between the alien or the spaceship!


Biggest Word- Unfriend, may have made it into the New Oxford American Dictionary, but there's nothing like hearing the word "teabagger" come out of the mouths of legitimate newscasters. I brace myself for a set of balls lowering onto Larry King's face each time!


Biggest Waste of Time- Tiger Woods leaving a voicemail for his mistress, Jamiee Grubbs, to hurry up and erase her name from her voicemail.... Did he not realize he had to call 16 other hoes!


Proudest Moment of the Year....In the all white state of Massachusetts, black Harvard professor, Henry Louis Gates Jr., had only been arrested once... Talk about beating the odds!


Most Anticipated News Story For 2010- After banging more than 16 freaks without condoms...forget steroid testing, Tiger Woods HIV results are what I'm waiting for!



The Absolute Biggest Moment of 2009- Having a President who not only knows how to spell and achieve a Nobel Peace Prize....but he can also pronounce it!



That's What She Said!

Entertainer of the Year

Taylor Swift has been named Entertainer of the Year by the Associated Press....A great quote comes to mind.."Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best years of all time....ALL Time!"

Big Winner

Taylor Swift won 5 American Music Awards, beating out Michael Jackson for Artist of the Year.....Damn, if I can only get Kanye West to say my blog sucks!

Trick Or Treat

Check out this prank Ellen DeGeneres pulled on Taylor Swift...It's awesome! Shut up Kanye, because there is no way Beyonce would have done this better!

Fame Kills

Lady GaGa and Kanye West's, "Fame Kills" tour was cancelled one week after it was announced. GaGa's choreographer, Laurie Ann Gibson, tweeted that it was due to "creative differences," but she did not elaborate....I'm guessing Kanye wasn't up for stopping his own set every night to say, "Lady GaGa is the best performer on this tour!"

Beyonce's Perfect

Beyonce's PR machine is in full swing. After sharing her VMA moment with Taylor Swift last week, the fan blowing singer picked a very special girl with Leukemia, to sing her Halo ballad to. The moment is very touching, but I don't buy her sweet, thoughtful, and humble act...I bet terrorists are hiding in that weave waiting to strike!

Douchbag Apologizes

Would someone get this low class clown a BIPOLAR doctor?

Kanye's apology:

"I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN' THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!"

Someone at MTV decided to awake from their creative slumber, and produce something have way decent, a parody of West Side Story, to promote the MTV Video Music Awards, starring Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Cobra Starship, Leighton Meester, Ne-Yo, and host Russell Brand...BTW, if you stopped watching MTV years ago, because they suck, then you definitely won't know any of these artist!