Lakers Players Ejected From Western Conference Semifinals

The L.A. Lakers were eliminated from the NBA Western Conference Semi-finals, by the Dallas Mavericks yesterday. The game was all but over when frustration settled in, then Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom were ejected for ugly fouls...Odom has reason to be pissed, he's looking down the barrel at a long vacation with the ugly Kardashian!

Speaking of Khloe Kardashian

The 26-year-old star of E! reality show "Khloe & Lamar" recently played herself in a cameo on Law & Order: Los Angeles, where she was interrogated by detectives.....Let's hope the detectives figured out why she is famous!

Khloe Complains About Airport Security

Khloe Kardashian complained about the TSA "pat down" on the George Lopez Show recently. The reality star said she felt like she was being raped, but absolutely refused to go through the x-ray security machine....What's the big deal? TSA released a statement explaining that the x-rays will not harm one's penis!

Khloe Kardashian Opens Her Closet

Khloe Kardashian has an eBay store, where she opens her closet and let you purchase her used clothing....Hey, press your luck, those Kardashian crabs can't be any worse than these damn bed bugs in NYC!

Skeevy Wax

Khloe Kardashian revealed that on the upcoming season of "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami", her sister Kourtney gave her a bikini wax. Kourtney says she offered to do the bikini wax for her sister since she used to do it all the time for girls in college....wait a minute now, this is unbelievable news.....a Kardashian went to college?!?!

Kardashian's Are inTouch

This week inTouch magazine will feature an article on the Kardashian sisters and their "troubled" relationships. The feature is so big that the magazine will release a second cover, just for their asses!

Desperate Much?

Lakers radio host, Matt "Money" Smith, reported on Fox Sports Radio that Lamar Odom, who recently married Khloe Kardashian, also proposed to Oscar-nominated actress, Taraji Henson just weeks before proposing to Khloe...He's just following directions.."if you like it then you should put a ring on it."

They Tied the Knot

Did a Kardashian get married over the weekend? I hadn't heard. Now that it's official....I wonder which one will be considered the metrosexual in the relationship!

No Show

Brody Jenner, the step brother to Khloe Kardashian, and star of The Hills, was not present for his sister's sudden nuptials to Lamar Odom.... Cut him some slack, not everyone believes in gay marriage!

Getting Hitched

Last week, I joked about Khloe Kardashian marrying her summer love, NBA player Lamar Odom. Well, Khloe's rep has now confirmed the news. Khloe will also become the step mom to Lamar's two young kids, 10-year-old Destiny and 7-year-old Lamar, Jr..... How cool for those kids, when they find out that the wrestler Chyna is their new mom!

Why The Rush?

According to E! News, Khloe Kardashian and Lakers forward boyfriend, Lamar Odom, are getting married soon. The couple met over the summer, but the pair's been "talking about rings,".... I guess it's important to rush this along, before he starts to notice her Adam's Apple!