Tori Hits the Beach

Tori Spelling was photographed on Malibu beach recently....where her impants even looked hungry!

Oh Sherry

Sherry Sheppard told the ladies of The View, that while she and her ex-husband had sex, their dogs would lay on the bed....um, Michael Vick is officially off the hook for animal cruelty!

You're Fired!

Marissa Jaret Winokur has been fired from host of Oxygen's Dance Your Ass Off, she's being replaced with Mel B. US Weekly reports that Marissa was fired from the gig due to her size, as she was constantly asked to lose weight....I guess it's kinda hard to "dance your ass off" when you're steady eating your ass off!

Making The Band 2: Singer Arrested

Sara Stokes, former Diddy Protege, arrested for allegedly stabbing her own husband....Talk about making the cut!

According to law enforcement, Sara Stokes, who hurt her head when she accidentally fell, proceeded to grab a knife and stab her husband Tony in the arm, while their three kids watched....Sounds like homegirl is trying to get a spot on the show Snapped!

Dance Your Ass Off

Oxygen's new show Dance Your Ass off , premiered to 1.3 million viewers, the networks highest ratings ever. The show follows Marissa Jaret Winokur, and other big boned contestants as they hit the dance floor to shed the pounds....I wonder if that many people really watched, or they just counted the overweight viewers multiple times!