Benjy Bronk upstaged Congressman Anthony Weiner's resignation press conference yesterday. The comedy writer heckled the disgraced congressman, with what some are calling lewd questions at a "dignified" press conference.....I couldn't be happier of the way Benjy showed his balls to Weiner!
Radio bore, Dr. Laura Schlessinger revealed she will not be renewing her contract, after using the N-word eleven times on her radio show last week....It sounds like she can revamp her career easily, with the way she throws the N-word around she can change her show from Dr. Laura to Dr. Dre!
Joslyn James, Tiger Woods' ex-porn star mistress, made an appearance on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show yesterday to discuss her three year affair with Tiger. Joslyn revealed that Tiger loved anal sex, and ATM.....if this dude went back to a wife that he doesn't even love, after finding a chick that's down with ATM, he's not only the greatest golfer, but the dumbest one too!
While Ricky Martin voluntarily came out of the closet this week, Howard Stern decided to give Jamie Foxx a little nudge of his own, which lead Jamie Foxx to take an emergency day off from radio, hmmmm! When will people learn....don't mess with Howard Stern!
Not only does Howard Stern create most of the comedy bits that Jay Leno uses on his show, but Howard also predicted the mess that is going on at NBC...check it out!
Cops say that they did not report seeing any illegal drugs in comedian, Artie Lange’s condo on Jan. 2, following a 911 call for his reported suicide attempt.....Um, he stabbed HIMSELF 9 times with a 13 inch Wolfgang Puck knife, I think it's safe to say all drugs were inside of him!
...I think it's also safe to say that Wolfgang Puck knives should be recalled!
Comedian, Artie Lange left Jersey City Medical Center after undergoing surgery in the wake of a suicide attempt, from nine self-inflicted knife wounds.....I love Artie Lange, which is why I'm going to say ....Wow, 9 stab wounds and he's still alive...it must have been a butter knife!
My favorite quotes from Facebook's "Get Well Artie" Page!
-WHAT THE HELL R U A DOPE !!! GET WELL YOU FUNNY BASTARD. Life wouldnt be the same without you!!! WE NEED FUNNY COMEDIANS AROUND SINCE THERE ARENT MANY LEFT!!!
-Artie, if you die, we're gonna send MaryAnn from Brooklyn to sing at your funeral!! Get better bro!
-Love Howard and the show and everyone on it, especially Artie…..he is very funny and very big-hearted….sad to think that he is so troubled.
-love ya buddy...we all have our demons Bud,Your Rock Bottom is here and u made it, so no way to go but up now Get well baby G We need you
-Your humor is what gets me through every shitty day sitting in a cubicle, laughing my ass off! Love you Artie!
It has been reported in Page 6, and confirmed by Howard Stern, that funny man Artie Lange attempted suicide. Artie's mom called 911 on Saturday morning after she found the blood-drenched comedian in his Hoboken apartment, reports say he stabbed himself 9 times.....thank goodness he's fat. He's so talented, so I hope he has it in himelf to take another stab at life!
One of my favorite storytellers has been hospitalized. The 42-year-old former MADtv star, has recently been asked to take a leave of absence from the Howard Stern radio show, after the release of his first comedy album, Jack and Coke.....which I'm sure has a lot to do with him being hospitalized. Get well Artie...you're Too Fat To Fish, and too cool to die!
I bet you didn't think Queen Latifah and Rosie O'Donnell ran in the same circles. Well, from the looks of them, they aren't really running anywhere. Besides being able to share clothing, do you think they ever discuss how much they both prefer carpet rather than wood...on their floors?
Howard Stern, the shock jock who crippled radio ad sales with his move to Sirius, helped close the late night ratings gap with his appearance on Letterman. Howard, who still gets it done, is portrayed as a disgrace by the media. However, even today media executives have no problem recreating material from his radio show without giving him credit. In fact, most of the concepts you see on TV have been lifted from Howard Stern and watered down for television! He speaks the truth...no chaser. Speaking of watered down, Jay Leno gets a taste of his wrath in this clip!
