Woof Woof

Pamela Anderson snapped in L.A......Hey, did anyone manage to get the license plate of the truck that hit her?

Pamela Anderson Doing Good

PETA spokeswoman, Pamela Anderson, is doing a good deed for abandoned animals affected by the Gulf oil spill. The former sex symbol is trying her best to get pets adopted....Please help, you can see what happens to these pets if you don't adopt them....they'll end up on Pam's head!

Pam Will Dance

Pamela Anderson has signed on for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. The former Baywatch beauty has agreed to all terms, and the deal went through without a hitch......I'm sure ABC is ecstatic to not have to provide a celebrity trailer, because you know this trash has her own!

Bloat Floats

Did Pamela Anderson ingest one of her implants?.....Wow, she didn't just "hit the wall," she's knocking that b*tch down, and stomping on it!

Your Time Has Passed

Thanks for putting caution signs on those nasty legs, but I think it's time to retire that suit grandma...even Farah Fawcett knew when to give up the feathered hair!

Drunkin' Fool

David Hasselhoff was rushed to the hospital on Emmy night, for alcohol poisoning once again. Hasselhoff, later released a statement stating he had an ear infection.... I see, a big misunderstanding. He poured alcohol in his ear after realizing Baywatch will never be honored with an Emmy!