Speaking of the NFL

According to NFL.com analyst Gil Brandt, quaterback Brett Favre might be considering a comeback for a 21st NFL season....Someone needs to explain to Brett Favre that there are other ways to avoid spending time with family!

Grant Hill Responds to Jalen Rose

NBA star Grant Hill took to New York Times Quad Blog to respond to Jalen Rose's "uncle tom" comment, heard in the Fab Five documentary, which aired on ESPN.....While clicking "send," on the response, Grant Hill sprained his wrist, he'll be out 2-3 months!

Monday Night Massacre

The Philadelphia Eagles played the Washington Redskins on the Monday Night Football stage. It was the tale of two quarterbacks Michael Vick and Donovan McNabb. In one corner you had a quarterback who became the first player in NFL history with at least 300 yards passing, 50 yards rushing, four passing touchdowns and two rushing touchdowns in a game, and hasn't thrown an interception or lost a fumble this season. In the other corner.....a $78 Million dollar loser!

Ready to Bring The Heat

So, the wait is over, LeBron James decided against the New York Knicks....because he wants to win, and chose to sign with Miami Heat. The one hour special boosted ratings for ESPN, as LeBron managed to state his decision, and explanation without a surprise appearance from Kanye West to say, "No disrespect Miami Heat, but the New York Knicks is the best choice EVER!"

LeBron's Big Decision

LeBron James is planning to announce the team with which he will sign during a one-hour special on ESPN Thursday night at 9pm, according to ESPN The Magazine's Chris Broussard....I know where I want him to go....AWAY!

Ron Artest is Interview Gold

Congrats to the L.A. Lakers on winning quote NBA Championship, and thanks to Ron Artest for a winning interview, "I want to thank my psychiatrist, she really helped me relax a lot. Thank you so much. It's so difficult to play. There's so much emotion going on in the playoffs, and she helped me relax. I thank her so much."....Wow, sounds like she did a hell of a blow job, I mean job!

Don't Speak

Tiger Woods' publicist gave him a list of dos and donts when speaking with the media this weekend during the Masters Tournament .....I wonder which list "Damn, that hole was tight" landed on!

Slippage

Mike Greenburg, one half of Mike and Mike in The Morning is being called a racist for having what some would call a Freudian slip, when he said Martin Luther Coon.....Hey Mike, that's DOCTOR Martin Luther Coon to you!

Senseless Death

Cincinnati Bengals receiver, Chris Henry, died after chasing down the truck his fiance, Loleini Tonga, was driving during a domestic dispute. The NFL star was attempting to stop his fiance from leaving their home, when he fell off the moving vehicle and hit his head. Henry was pronounced dead yesterday.....Wow, talk about falling head over heels for someone!

Where There's Smoke...

Us Weekly is confirming that Tiger Woods has indeed been having an affair, but not with Rachel Uchitel, as previously reported, but with Jaimee Grubbs, a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Jaimee claims she's been having a long-term affair with Woods, and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it....Dude, Hell hath no fury like a wife with a few 9 irons in the house!

Miami Dolphins Meet Your New Owners

Serena and Venus Williams are very close to sealing a deal to buy part of the Miami Dolphin's NFL team.....Too Bad the NBA wasn't apart of their new venture, they could have saved money on basketballs!