Beyonce is Pregnant

Us Weekly Magazine is reporting that pop sensation Beyonce Knowles is expecting her first child with rapper husband Jay Z. The Grammy Award-winning artist is said to be in her first trimester of pregnancy, which reportedly came as something of a surprise.....Wow, a baby with Jay Z? I have 2 words, BABY CAMEL!

Justin Timberlake Says NO to Facebook

Justin Timberlake had this to say in a recent US Weekly interview, "I don't have time to sit and look at pictures of my friends."....You mean that's NOT his page? I thought we were friends Justin?

Jon Gosselin's Normal

Jon Gosselin recently sat down with US Weekly Magazine, where he discussed his new girlfriend, Ellen Ross, he said, "I'm relieved my new girlfriend thinks I'm Normal."....hmmmm, eight kids, and no job? Clearly, her last boyfriend's name was Pookie, if she thinks that's normal!

Mariah Carey's Preggers

UsWeekly magazine has confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are expecting a baby. An insider claims that Cannon spilled the beans over the weekend in Malibu.....ahhh, well that explains about 8lbs 12oz, but there's still a good 300lbs unaccounted for?

You're Fired!

Marissa Jaret Winokur has been fired from host of Oxygen's Dance Your Ass Off, she's being replaced with Mel B. US Weekly reports that Marissa was fired from the gig due to her size, as she was constantly asked to lose weight....I guess it's kinda hard to "dance your ass off" when you're steady eating your ass off!

Where There's Smoke...

Us Weekly is confirming that Tiger Woods has indeed been having an affair, but not with Rachel Uchitel, as previously reported, but with Jaimee Grubbs, a 21 year old cocktail waitress. Jaimee claims she's been having a long-term affair with Woods, and has a voicemail, photos, and over 300 texts to prove it....Dude, Hell hath no fury like a wife with a few 9 irons in the house!